Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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