You're completely useless in the revolution.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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