i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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