I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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