I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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