Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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