Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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