your thong is hanging out like whoa
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I need water and some morals
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
