just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
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Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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