He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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