I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
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Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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