he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
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Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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