So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
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Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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