my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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