what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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