I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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