what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
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I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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