I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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