I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
do herpes really smell.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
did i just pee glitter
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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