We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
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Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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