So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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