can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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birth control should be required to get into college
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Text me some of your sweat
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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