At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
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this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
a search helicopter?!
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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