id be glad to
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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