Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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