epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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