If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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