You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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