Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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