he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
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Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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