Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
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