I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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