what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
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He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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