if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
foreskin is a definite game changer
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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