i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
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so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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