Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.