Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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