ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Welp...herpes.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
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It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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