First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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