Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
My pussy is not your playground.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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