the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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