is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.