It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.