Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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