i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Panties = found
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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