the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
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He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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