all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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