So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
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Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.