If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
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I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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