We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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