I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
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There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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